Saturday 16 March 2013

Why Are men happier than women?

All over the world, Men and women keep arguing on the topic of happiness.

The degree to which you agree with me should not be contested in any court or whatsoever.

According to me,
Men are just happier people.


An encounter with one of my favourite writers yielded this blog.

Below are the casual excerpts. You are free to call them outrageous, selfish, acake, arrogant or whatever you may like.
One thing is for sure,
These excerpts are very different from those your African grand father would ever mention.

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can never be pregnant.
6. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
7. The world is your urinal.
8. You don’t have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt.
9. Same work, more pay.
10. Wrinkles add character.
11. Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental-$100.
12. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle
your feet.
13. One mood all the time.
14. Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat.
15. A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.
16. You can open all your own jars.
17. You get extra credit for the slightest act
of thoughtfulness.
18. If someone forgets to invite you, he or
she can still be your friend.
19. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
20. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough.
21. You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes.
22. Everything on your face stays its original
colour.
23. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even
decades.
24. You only have to shave your face and
neck.
25. You can play with toys all your life.
26. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one
colour for all seasons.
27. You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look.

pkamukama@observer.ug

Why Are men happier than women?

All over the world, Men are arguably more than women. The degree to which you agree with me should not be contested in any court or whatsoever.

According to me,
Men are just happier people.


An encounter with one of my favourite writers yielded this blog.

Below are the casual excerpts. You are free to call them outrageous, selfish, acake, arrogant or whatever you may like.

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can never be pregnant.
6. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
7. The world is your urinal.
8. You don’t have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt.
9. Same work, more pay.
10. Wrinkles add character.
11. Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental-$100.
12. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle
your feet.
13. One mood all the time.
14. Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat.
15. A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.
16. You can open all your own jars.
17. You get extra credit for the slightest act
of thoughtfulness.
18. If someone forgets to invite you, he or
she can still be your friend.
19. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
20. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough.
21. You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes.
22. Everything on your face stays its original
colour.
23. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even
decades.
24. You only have to shave your face and
neck.
25. You can play with toys all your life.
26. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one
colour for all seasons.
27. You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look.

pkamukama@observer.ug